Diary of a Mini-Flat Dreamer: No Closure, Just Vibes
I know, I know. And you know. So really, what you know shouldn’t come as a surprise, right? In my last letter, I already told you I have a knack for abandoning stuff and procrastinating. Before you judge me, I’m not proud of that part of me 😔😔😔. Anyway, what have I been up to in the last six months? Well, to start with… please raise an altar of prayers for me so I don’t end up homeless 😂😂. I’ve been house hunting for a while now. Am I seeing houses? Yes. So why haven’t I paid and moved in, you may ask? Well, the price of getting a suitable apartment that ticks my boxes and makes me happy is unreasonably high. You mean I should pay that kind of money in this our Akure? Bro, I just can’t bring myself to do it. Because tell me — if I pay now as per “I like the house and I’m excited,” what happens to the next payment? I’m just a girl, and in this Tinubu economy, with this my salary… I saw it with my own eyes, someone categorised it under pooooorrrrrrrr. I gagged. Like, Felicia a...