Diary of a Mini-Flat Dreamer: No Closure, Just Vibes

 I know, I know. And you know.

So really, what you know shouldn’t come as a surprise, right?

In my last letter, I already told you I have a knack for abandoning stuff and procrastinating.

Before you judge me, I’m not proud of that part of me 😔😔😔.

Anyway, what have I been up to in the last six months?

Well, to start with… please raise an altar of prayers for me so I don’t end up homeless 😂😂.

I’ve been house hunting for a while now.

Am I seeing houses? Yes.

So why haven’t I paid and moved in, you may ask?

Well, the price of getting a suitable apartment that ticks my boxes and makes me happy is unreasonably high.

You mean I should pay that kind of money in this our Akure?

Bro, I just can’t bring myself to do it.

Because tell me — if I pay now as per “I like the house and I’m excited,” what happens to the next payment?

I’m just a girl, and in this Tinubu economy, with this my salary…

I saw it with my own eyes, someone categorised it under pooooorrrrrrrr. I gagged.

Like, Felicia abeg na 😂😂.

I’m still house hunting though.

My dream apartment is a mini-flat, in a beautiful environment. You know those kinds of houses where the landlord is at the front and I’m the only tenant at the back?

You’re probably rolling your eyes at my choice.

Well, I want an unproblematic landlord that’s rich.

The type that doesn’t need my rent money per se — they just want to know someone else is in the compound.

The kind that’ll ask me if I need anything 😂😂.

Yesssss. Those kinds of landlords.

I have a few months left in my current house. Our landlord sold the compound.

(Story for another day.)

So if you’re reading this and you have rich uncles or aunties who need tenants in Akure, holla at me.

Now, business this year… has been up and down.

I feel stuck. My followers on IG refused to shift 🥴🥴.

I’ve been making sales though. I even made my first million!

Somebody say power 💪🏾.

Someone thinks I should open TikTok and start doing videos.

And as much as I want to, I don’t think I have the aesthetics to bring the vision in my head to life…

I’m tired.

I don’t think I can give you the closure you need with everything that’s happened in my life in the last six months.

But a lot is happening.

A family member had a health scare —

Gosh, I’m typing again.

Okay ✌️